My friends dad is a cop and his neighbors asked him to house sit, this is what they came home too.

Always smell nice

My son took a nap on his Daddy and woke up a Super Villain.

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Cop does perfect dive

That's Relaxing.

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has changed quite a bit

At my house we use snorlax as a baby gate. Let’s just hope the baby never finds the Pokéflute

Due to the lack of common sense...

hello

Now know where Cubone really came from.

Anyway here's Keanu Reeves running off with a camera he just stole from the paparazzi.

Wheel waits for the right moment to make a dash for freedom

Neapolitan.

All spaghetti, no regretti

Baby ships nursing in the wild

C'mon, you can do it 💪

Felt bad for my dogs after installing a solid fence...

Tom Hanks

always think through your decisions