My roommates kitten sleeps however late my roommate does. Even if it's 4 in the afternoon

The look of betrayal

"No, I mean 'Jingle Bells!'"

WoahDude has hit 1 MILLION subscribers!

Opened my Jones rootbeer to read this on the inside of the cap....

My Reddit experience in a nutshell

100% Silk....

This sneaky bastard scared the shit out of me.

When you ride the Subway in Toronto. You never know what urine for.

Gee, thanks, Grandma...