My lovely Hershey sleeping on the couch near me while I've been sick

Spent 10 years as an infantrymen in the army and i think every time i pull my old gear out he thinks im leaving again.

What to do with 19 Dyson bladeless fans when you're bored

Not all heroes wear capes

What's the farthest you've ever gone to get laid?

Getting a jump start on that new years resolution

Anagram master

Comcast repair guy has been asleep for over an hour at my friend's place

This is Chester. He's kinda fat, but we love him anyway.

Every time I walk into a Best Buy...