Slicing open a pack of insulation

Partly submerged $2.8M home in Dubai

Banging your head against the wall

Printed and attached to wife's spraying air freshener while she wasn't home. Spits acid every 30 minutes.

Mothers....

Oh, was this your plate?

It took nearly 5 months, but my feral foster kitten, Khaos, will finally let me pet her

Two Shot, Two Kills

I'm gonna kill you!

When I put the kettle on he's up waiting for the milk