Ultra

They're always together

He's the grumpiest old man in the shelter, but he's won my heart and I think I won his.

She's always stealing my spot when I want to go to bed.

When you forget how to chair

A table Ron Swanson would be proud of

Still my favorite scene from 30 Rock

I googled 'circle beard'

Brilliant, unless they eat pigeons.

Avocado Warning coming to the Midwest