Owning my cat-guyness.

September makes you look pregnant

"Just ride in the back", they said....

Turned 34 today, me and this guy decided were gunna stay in bed and be useless.

"Sorry, sir. I'm afraid you have Barkinson's syndrome"

My step sister works in Costa Coffee and had this note left for her today

Giraffe Manor in Nairobi

Yeah..! Kinematics.!!

Booty had me like

Counting money like a machine