Vacuuming a lit cigarette when the vacuum is filled with gunpowder

My Dad swears he saw Charles Darwin last week...

Hide under your dads balls, u lil bitch

You're out!

This is Loki

Got invited to a wedding by the neighbor kid

Hmmm.... that smell of colon.

Catapulting air

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Her eyes look like little planets when the light hits them