Do not underestimate the power of static electricity

First picture that comes up when you google "bleached asshole"

Dad Level 99

Who would win?

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Cozmo is a little trouble maker and found a way to scale the 6ft fence and trellis so I had to come up with a DIY way of stopping him. This photo was taken just after he realised what I had just done 😥

Welcome to the tabby club!

You found a hair in your chicken salad? Let me tell you about my day.

My usernamesake, Pickles (left), is not doing well. We don't think she will make it to the weekend. She is only 12. Just wanted to post a picture of her doing her favorite cat stuff (watching birds!). Thanks for looking.

Runners