I don't know who you are...

Don't make me slither over there!

Our big bad Pitbull, hiding from the lawnmower

Thanks god my wife is not a redditor.

Never ending pancake

He insisted on sitting on my chest... And his little brother.

Glow Foam

Can I play with you ?

"I do what I want." -Callie

My sister's April Fools' prank on her husband.