When you can't afford a paddle, but your dad will still be disappointed if you don't win

Quick, Hide!

The birdhouse on the neighbors fence is bumping today

"Why yes, I am pretty pretty kitty. Thank you for noticing."

Credible source

never go full retard.

Glass sculpture

An entrance to another dimension?

I have an unhealthy obsession with Kubrick's The Shining. My wife tolerates this obsession, and my friends find it mildly amusing. My wife and I are expecting our first child, so this is what I made to announce it.

Haters gonna hate