I am so screwed

Tomorrow I get to bring this sweetheart home. Best birthday gift ever!

It's been a year since Doffy was missing. I hope he's doing well.

She made herself at home right away.

My wife's rat dog doesn't let me poop in peace

I always have a shit head supervisior looking over my shoulder when I clean the cat boxes.

And the award for the best lifeguard goes to...

Keep the Spice Girls away from Richard

My best friend of 18 years passed away this morning. Before she left me, I was able to take her on a camping trip to see the Pacific Ocean. She wasn't very impressed.

Hit and run driver will be hard to find...