The Ass Family

They're not the best donuts but

Good evening

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An Eagle always attempts to take the shortest path between itself and prey

Onward! You glorious Bastard!

At this BBQ joint in Kansas City, there's an auto shop next door that has a cat in charge of rodent control. Every day when the owner locks the place up to go have lunch, his cat wanders next door to the BBQ joint to hang out on the deck with the patrons, hoping for some tidbits.

Verne Toyer's Wikipedia page lists him as being 27 donuts tall

If it fits I model in it

Just not gonna leave the house anymore because this is what my cat does when I try to