When brazilians buy shirts with english sentences they don't understand

My brother gave an old lady at church some burlap bags and in return she made him this

Should probably close that door

Woah! Dude!

'Alibi: He's a good boy.'

Lazy little fluffball was too tired to get back on the bench after lunch

This thing drives me crazy

Bobby detected something behind me

Good Morning Cats!

Say hello to my new kitty, her name is Toyota because she was found under the hood of one curled up over a slightly warm engine