Amazon is full of golden reviews

All he wants is a beer, and nothing will stop him.

This is how long a 200-person dinner bill is

Mom thought she was tasked with making the "O" in "Love."

Saw Norman Reedus at Publix, he was holding an avocado. Instead, we photoshopped one of our friends.

Nailed It!

Trammel of Archimedes

True story.

A little more than a month ago he was stuck in an engine of one of the cars at work. Now he begs me for pieces of my turkey sandwich.

The final gear takes 13.7 billion years to rotate once