The State Department nailed my girlfriend's passport

Larry Bird is a dick

Swimming pool untouched by dirty flood waters

Awesome chefs hat

My Rainbow cat sitting on a radiator. This can't be comfortable.

My coworker's dog when he realized it's *his* cake

Portland in a heatwave seen through a thermal camera

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

That's a neat trick

Just hit up cvs for a cool new scarf and head band.