The Electric Flame Scallop creates electricity which can be seen shooting across its mantel like lightning bolts

If Lays made Bread - 2017 Edition

Why walk when you can . . . walk?

Sneaky little things.

For that one moment

Leave? Why should I leave? My rightful place is here, on the bed. Stop with these trivialities and fetch me your finest can of tuna.

Sarcasm

This realistic Simpsons art

Bart doing a kickflip tattooed on 19 humans

Custom gear shift knobs carved from billiard balls