Sometimes I eat my wife's candy. Today she hid it from me; in the plate cabinet, where I get my plates from, every meal.

SHAMED!!!

BEHOLD! An angel.

This is why I want a cat.

Kid fist bumps passengers as he boards the plane

Subreddit Of The Month [September 2017]: /r/onionheadlines. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!

Grass cells under a microscope look like happy emojis.

RIP to this sweet adorable cat. Lost the battle to cancer yesterday. You will be missed.

When you run out of things to talk about.

Glass pen dipped in UV ink.