Bought my first actual blanket for my couch and Dorie immediately took it over

So today when the wife texts me: “The cat has a mouse cornered in our room” this was not the corner I expected.

Seeing wild animals for the first time in class

Picking these two pretty kitties up on Saturday

Building a wall using a domino falling effect

Hans, my raggedy tuxedo loaf

I recently found this screenshot on my phone and it still pisses me off

Fair enough, actually...

Where will you be when debt hits?

What the fuck urban dictionary