Priorities.

Fuck

My cat brought me a rock. She is an indoor cat. I do not know where she got the rock.

And A Serial Killer Is Born

Ah, the Jehovah Witness final exam.

The gf kept saying she wanted to draw something together. I suggested taking turns drawing individual lines. This was our dissaterpiece

Fuck your 12 ounce shotgun

this asshole slowly pushed nearly everything off my dresser, then just sat there staring me down

This is Scrabbles. He showed up at our house a few months ago, extremely malnourished. Now he's a big fatty and darn good lookin'

Rocket seen from a plane.