I’m no theologian, but that seems suspicious.

Ooooopsies!

Wife and I worked at home today in separate rooms. My live-in mother had errands to run. This is how I enticed my wife with sex.

Millie featuring Nora in the background

Camouflaged

Our giant ball of dryer lint. A year ago she was cold, homeless, hungry and at our backdoor meowing for 24 hours. We brought her in and she pretty much has not left the couch since then...

Cinnamon roll cat

My prettiest cat is my worst cat. She doesn’t even like me.

I went to the dentist, and...

Never let your dreams be dreams.