That's going to save you a lot more than $600

My cat has a twerk button...

King of the carpet

This spiral fireplace. Found on r/InterestingAsFuck

"And then I shit out a tomahawk missile"

Definition of a nurse

Palms are sweaty

Why did you stop petting me?

Traffic comes to a complete halt as Blackie, a mother cat, carries her five kittens across Broadway and Walker Street in New York City, 1928.

Schrödinger: bored with waiting for food, he climbs onto the kitchen surface to hunt for his own.