Organic shape made using a mechanical drawing machine

Sammy - he's 18, no teeth, on thyroid meds, still hanging on. I fear he won't last much longer.

I don’t have kids so I throw birthday parties for my cat. This year I made a pizza cake

Out and Confused

Subreddit Of The Month [March 2018]: /r/dolphinconspiracy. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!

Just the right medicine

I knew it

Party harder

who is he?

And that is how I met your mother