My tortie doesn’t like it when she’s not getting all the attention

A picture taken from the bottom of a hole in the ground

It's a really amazing day.

The portion plate!

When the guy you crucified three days ago walks right past you

This guy is waiting for my fiancée in the bathroom, she gets up for work at 5:45am

This guy is living in 2050

Legally!

The mods today

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