The shape of Maryland makes for a shitty cutting board.

Helix

Human Evolution

This is my cat Lucifer. He is the sweetest kitty soul you will ever meet.

Puss in boots

The Palace of Versailles' Crazy Architecture

A True Master Never Reveals His Secrets

Mathecatics Equation

I played the Easter Bunny at an event yesterday. They had a professional photographer there that was taking family photos of the guests. On a whim, the photographer asked if I would like to pose too. Now I have the greatest photo that has ever been or will be taken of me. EVER.

1 1/2 years later... “Our product doesn’t last that long!” O_O