Perfect

You can't improve on perfection

I decorated my birth control pack

Not interested in threesomes

There's something in the water!!

I had a promo code for 250 free business cards, so I made cards for my wife and I

Perfect handling of machinery to transport one massive chunk of rock

I knew motherhood wasn’t going to be glamorous, but this is a little ridiculous 🤦🏻‍♀️

Progress

Typical Army...chemical weapons attacks.