How to get some smiles without a single word.

Time goes on, don't let it pass you by.

Picture of a single, trapped atom

Pumpkins get too much love. I carved a Jack-o-Tater.

How to escape a strangle hold, very effective technique.

Getting into middle age

I stole this from imgur

Reason 258 why I hate customer service

Sexy Halloween costume

*Embarrass Leave*