Was trying to take a cute, sexy pic for my boyfriend when suddenly I lost my balance.

Advanced dad jokes.

When my parents got married, they had to kneel at the alter and unknowingly to my father, his brother wrote this on the bottom of his shoes. Earlier that day my uncle had 'kindly offered to shine his shoes for him'. My mother's side was a bit more conservative and unimpressed, dad's side howled!

Individual Activism

Just following the doctors orders

so much to unpack here

My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.

Mine

Poor guy just wants to sing.

Magic Sand Window