Drink me if you can

These boxes aren't moving

Funny is funny.

I've always wondered why that was.

4-dimensional shapes can f*ck right off

My dad said he patched the hole in the barstool so well, "you can't even see it."

Auto Correct

The best way to wake up by far

Happens to me every damn time, I swear.

I want to visit the guillotine church