Take Your Brain To Another Dimension

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the Windex in front of you.

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I asked my mom if she could get a picture of me mid-air jumping off a sand dune. She assured me she could. These are the two pics she got

Thanks, I hate it.

How?

Tonight, we feast.

Please enjoy this video of me getting rocked by a trash can.

Sometimes I paint portraits of pets for Redditors for free. Many Redditors have already sent photos their pets and received paintings

I could watch this all day