My dad, my fiancé, and I built a snowman today (in april). Banana for scale.

This is making me tense

I asked my Thai Place to make it so spicy someone would get in trouble ... They gave me this.

Howdy partner

Sorry if this’s been posted before, but this guy is going places

My stimulus check won’t come down off the roof

When you realize it wasn't a microdose

every damn year

The jokes keep coming...

Flight of the Conchords, Ahead of their times