My only regret is that I'll never be as sexually confusing as the real HIM from Powerpuff Girls.

trippy!

Car making smoke rings in front of me

I will think about this for the next few days

Scammer thinks I’m SIRI and chickens out on stealing from me.

A true champ

That's exactly what someone secretly raising dinosaurs would say!

This pussy playing with itself.

Can a better match be found? This just won the game!

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