Today, I went to the shelter to get a dog, but I came home with Pineapple instead.

What a lovely server

Dog fails to perform any scientific research

If tarantulas could wear pants, which way would they wear them?

Sure, you're goth, but are you dejectedly riding the subway with your raven goth?

Don't assume...

Pretty much explains my life

Me neither...

Trying to take a picture with 23 baby pandas

There's the right way to ride a hover board, then there's this way.