"I don't know why hoomans like coffee it tastes like something belongs to my bathroom"

Game over

Blacklight tattoo

Went to bed at 1 pm with a huge anxiety attack. Five minutes later these two joined me and started giving me head bunts - the best SSRI in the world.

Pizza Cat gave birth to two tiny calzones!

Google translate is a little glitchy

It's amazing how far the human race has come.

"Everyone"

Great White Close-Up

Someone shot me with a pellet gun. The vet says I'll be ok but I'm a little on edge now.