Thor's mane is coming in nicely

Real friends get in the deepest crap with you

When you lock your mum out of the car after she has put the groceries in the back.

"I don't know why hoomans like coffee it tastes like something belongs to my bathroom"

Game over

Blacklight tattoo

Went to bed at 1 pm with a huge anxiety attack. Five minutes later these two joined me and started giving me head bunts - the best SSRI in the world.

Pizza Cat gave birth to two tiny calzones!

Google translate is a little glitchy

It's amazing how far the human race has come.